Wednesday, Jun 18th 2008
Spore Porn *sigh*
 

Spore is a multi-genre massively single-player online game designed by Will Wright and has drawn quite a lot of attention due to its massive scope and open ended game play.  Add to that the ability of users to customize completely their .. well everything .. from the ground up and you have a very interesting sandbox game (something Will Wright is known for.)

Spore’s major concept, and the reason they call it a “massively single-player online game” is because all of the content is created by players using editors that are a cross between the “play doh fun factory” and Maya 3d modeling software.  All of the editors are designed to be easy to use and powerful, as well as being as similar as possible to one another so that each lesson you learn in one part of the editor can be applied to another part.

The down side of course is that give the common man an easy and powerful tool to use, and the lowest common denominator will show up and abuse it — or at least do something in appropriate. 

I just KNEW that as soon as I saw what you could do with spore’s creature creator, you’d soon see the someone create “The land of Penis people!!”.. Complete with penis buildings and dick shaped space ships.   People just suck, that much.

And low!  The creature creator which isn’t available until the 18th has already been used to created… guess..  No no.. not the land of ample schlong..  something much worse.. 

I give you, the Spore ‘XXX Character’ Video.  Thank you, this person has once again reaffirmed my belief that people are asshats.  

Instead of using this tool to create something useful, or maybe show the world possibly how dinosaurs walked..   Or just playing the game in a mature way..  they did this.

The game spore has many different phases;  Cell, Creature, Tribal, Civilization, and Space.  It’s clear to me that this douche should never have gotten out of the Cell phase.

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1:37 pm -- Wednesday, Jun 18th 2008
Trovan

Its too bad that some people have to go out an immediately do the crudest thing possible. My only hope is that this is isolated to a few individuals, and isn’t a reflection on society as a whole.

Oh, and the Spore Creature Creator rocks! :-)

 
1:38 pm -- Wednesday, Jun 18th 2008
Jason

I think its okay.. I’m playing with it a tad and I find that I can’t create the one kind of race I really want to.. Humanoid. I wonder if they went out of their way to block humanoid creation.

Also, I’m not sure how to control the thickness of the body yet.

 
2:06 pm -- Wednesday, Jun 18th 2008
Trovan

Did you get the full version of the Creature Creator yet, or still playing the demo version? I think a lot of the goodies are disables on the demo version.

 
2:17 pm -- Wednesday, Jun 18th 2008
Jason

Ah thats the issue.. I’m still playing the demo. I wont get the creature creator until spore itself comes out. I can’t abide buying something twice.

 
3:04 pm -- Wednesday, Jul 23rd 2008
Jason

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820051

Good lord…

 
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